Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Xavi won't play against Leverkusen tonight. He...
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madrid...you can win la liga, but you cant win...
no matter what im a proud culé!
Still love you.
Oh I'm sorry, do we have a defense right now?